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Today I received this piece of email — looks legit, but the timing seems very odd… (And no, I’ve never contacted them!)

From: Customer Service
To: Wohali
Subject: Holiday Auto-reply
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 06:54:33 -0700
X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19)

Thank you for contacting Frederick’s of Hollywood, Customer Service.

Our Customer Service department is closed May 27th, 2002 to observe the
Memorial Day Holiday. Please allow 2 to 3 business days for a response
to your concerns.

Our regular business hours are Monday through Fri, 6:30am – 5:00pm PST.

Please be advised that our Customer Service Department is unable to
accept E-mail with attachments. Any E-mail received with attachments
will be deleted. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you.

To obtain additional information and answers to frequently asked
questions
please visit our website @
http://www.fredericks.com/default.asp?vstrURL=faq_general.asp

Thank you,

Customer Service
Frederick’s of Hollywood
custserv@fredericks.com

A lesson I need to remember, every time I decide it’s time to prove myself…

“What is it about this bike shed?” Some of you have asked me.

It is a long story, or rather it is an old story, but it is quite short actually. C. Northcote Parkinson wrote a book in the early 1960s, called “Parkinson’s Law”, which contains a lot of insight into the dynamics of management.

[snip a bit of commentary on the book]

In the specific example involving the bike shed, the other vital component is an atomic power-plant, I guess that illustrates the age of the book.

Parkinson shows how you can go into the board of directors and get approval for building a multi-million or even billion dollar atomic power plant, but if you want to build a bike shed you will be tangled up in endless discussions.

Parkinson explains that this is because an atomic plant is so vast, so expensive and so complicated that people cannot grasp it, and rather than try, they fall back on the assumption that somebody else checked all the details before it got this far. Richard P. Feynmann gives a couple of interesting, and very much to the point, examples relating to Los Alamos in his books.

A bike shed on the other hand. Anyone can build one of those over a weekend, and still have time to watch the game on TV. So no matter how well prepared, no matter how reasonable you are with your proposal, somebody will seize the chance to show that he is doing his job, that he is paying attention, that he is here.

In Denmark we call it “setting your fingerprint”. It is about personal pride and prestige, it is about being able to point somewhere and say “There! I did that.” It is a strong trait in politicians, but present in most people given the chance. Just think about footsteps in wet cement.

–Poul-Henning Kamp on freebsd-hackers, October 2, 1999

C’est pour c &amp; <lj user=”nawtyoli”>

Rappelle-toi? ^_~ Veux-tu l’mp3? Ou le remix? It sure means something different at this age, though…


Met you by surprise
I didn’t realize
That my life would change for ever
Saw you standing there
I didn’t know I’d care
There was something special in the air

{refrain}
Dreams are my reality
The only kind of real fantasy
Illusions are a common thing
I try to live in dreams
It seems as if it’s meant to be

Dreams are my reality
A different kind of reality
I dream of loving in the night
And loving seems all right
Although it’s only fantasy

If you do exist
Honey, don’t resist
Show me your new way of loving
Tell me that it’s true
Show me what to do
I feel something special about you

Dreams are my reality
The only kind of reality
May be my foolishness is past
And may be now at last
I’ll see how the real thing can be

Dreams are my reality
A wondrous world
Where I like to be
I dream of holding you all night
And holding you seems right
Perhaps that’s my reality

Brutal bear murdering

From http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030725.ugriz0726/BNStory/International/

The internationally famous research by two Canadian naturalists showing that grizzly bears in the snow-swept Russian wilderness can live peacefully with humans has ended in a brutal tragedy, The Globe and Mail has learned.

The dozens of massive Siberian grizzly bears whose lives were catalogued for the groundbreaking eight-year study have been slaughtered in their nature sanctuary as a message to the Canadian researchers, Charlie Russell and Maureen Enns, to abandon the project. Their research has been the subject of a PBS television documentary, a bestselling book and hundreds of news stories across three continents.

The people who killed the bears nailed the gall bladder of a baby grizzly to the research station’s kitchen wall as a gruesome taunt.

My second (and, hopefully, last?) war posting

Think the war in Iraq is over? Think again. Courtesy of my acquaintances Justin and Gavin:

Stratfor has a good analysis of the Iraq situation: it appears the
US is fighting a guerilla war in Iraq now, and that Saddam’s game
plan was probably always to fight a guerilla war. His whereabouts
are now critical, as the question is whether it’s being directed by
the Baath party and what form of command/control they may still
retain. Other questions like whether the guerillas may have retained
the fabled chem/bio weapons are interesting as well.

It explains why the Iraqi army crumbled so quickly: they never
really intended to fight, they intended only to cover while the
Baath party went underground to set up a guerilla network.

And, by scrupulously hiding all evidence of their chemical
weapon misdeeds, perhaps they were plotting a little “regime
change” of their own.

At any rate that remains an unknown, but what is not an unknown is
that there are well-timed geographically disparate attacks that look
a lot like a guerilla campaign, presumably organized in advance of the war.

Read more about the ongoing “bear trap” that may finally prove to the US they aren’t quite as good as they previously thought:

I’m still completely embarrassed to admit I’m an American.

The Miracle Raw Diet (for cats!)

I’ve been contemplating feeding my new cat, Ecchi, a raw diet ever since I got her. Even though she’s approximately two years old, she’s only five and one-half pounds heavy, clearly far too light for a cat of her age. I got to thinking — why is she so small? Every time I’d put out dry food for her (an expensive brand I bought at the Humane Society’s pet shop), she’d only nibble a small amount of it, leaving the rest of a normal portion behind to get stale. Something had to be done, especially now that she’s been fixed and will be somewhat more sedentary.

Then, I realized the key: feed her what she’d be eating if she was in the wild! I got this idea from watching Mamoru Oshii’s brilliant film Avalon, in which the main character feeds her dog only fresh raw food, one of the few splashes of full color in the film’s mostly sepia tone presentation. Interesting note: my friend in Japan who worked with Oshii-san a while back tells me that the dog was, in fact, Oshii’s own pet dog, who passed away during the filming. Animated or not, that dog has appeared in all of Oshii’s films, leaving the integration of the animal into this film as a spiritually satisfying memorial to an obviously beloved pet. Oshii’s new dog also appears in the film briefly. Regardless — any director who shows on-screen how he used to prepare his dog’s food, healthily using raw meat and vegetables is OK in my book, and inspires similar levels of devotion to one’s own pet.

I started doing some research on the ‘net, and with my vet clinic, for an appropriate raw diet. I bought some Bones And Raw Food (BARF) diet, made here in Ontario in chicken and rabbit flavours, and she seemed to like it well enough. That was proof enough for me! Time to find a good recipe.

To learn more about your cat’s nutrition, I strongly recommend Feline Future’s The Backyard Predator: a guide to nutrition for companion cats. Read it cover to cover; it’s short and will tell you everything you need to know in one place. Most of the other references I’ve read corroborate this information, the only difference being the vegetable proportion in the food. I’m comfortable with the 5% vegetable proportion in this recipe.

My recipe is mostly based on Feline Future’s recipe, with slight variations only due to availability of ingredients near my home. Note that Natascha Wille d/b “Feline Future” holds the copyright to the original recipe, and that I make no warranty as to the suitability of this modified recipe for any cat but my own. Go read their original recipe first, then read mine. I use the information contained within Feline Future’s website here only under Fair Use, and don’t intend my version of the recipe to be authoritative in any way, shape or form. That said, I welcome constructive criticism and further suggestions on this post.

Double-portion recipe:

  • 1 lb. Amoré Raw Free-ranged whole chicken
  • 1 lb. Amoré Raw Free-ranged Alberta buffalo
  • (Qty. 2) ½ lb. Amoré Raw Free-ranged ostrich or emu (all Amoré products from a local pet shop)
  • 2 c. water, room temperature
  • 4 raw organic egg yolks (President’s Choice brand)
  • 2 T. kanten flakes (agar) (from The Big Carrot on Danforth)
  • 8 drops Bernard Jensen Liqui-Dulse (from The Big Carrot’s dispensary)
  • 2 t. powdered Kelp powder (Swiss natural sources, from Shoppers’ Drug Mart)
  • 8 t. whole psyllium husks (Swiss natural sources, from Shoppers’ Drug Mart)
  • (Qty. 4) 1000 mg Salmon oil (Swiss natural sources, removed from gelatin capsule, from Shoppers’ Drug mart)
  • (Qty. 8) 500 mg Taurine (Now brand, removed from gelatin capsule, from The Big Carrot’s dispensary)
  • (Qty. 4) 200 IU Vitamin E (Life brand, natural source, removed from gelatin capsule, Shoppers’ Drug Mart)
  • (Qty. 2) 50mg “B50” Complex (Jamieson natural Sources brand, crushed in mortar/pestle, Shoppers’ Drug Mart)
  • 7 t. Solid Gold Seameal (additional to original recipe, from a local pet shop)

My deviations (!) from the recipe (oh, right . . . ) are basic. I’ve used 3 kinds of meats, all of which are high on Feline Future’s own list. I’ve eliminated the bone meal and liver, since the Amoré products already have crushed bones and organ meat in them, in correct proportions to their original animal sources. Agar was substituted for gelatin, perhaps incorrectly, because I didn’t go anywhere today that had actual gelatin. I will substitute real gelatin the next time, as it contains many animal-derived ingredients that Ecchi probably needs. Liqui-dulse is used instead of powdered dulse, as it’s more convenient, though it’s hard to be sure that 2 t. powdered dulse is the same as 8 drops of Liqui-dulse. (I guesstimated from the human dosage information, and calculated feline proportions based on their relative weight proportions.) Finally, I’ve added the Solid Gold Seameal supplement, as it contains flax seed meal & ProzymeTM, which includes plant-derived digestive enzymes like protease, lipase, amylase and cellulase. This is the only non-scientific modification to the recipe. As cats can have indigestion problems with organ meat, and Ecchi is moving to the raw diet from being fed exclusively dry food, I felt some digestive enzymes might be a good addition. We’ll just have to see how well she tolerates the supplement.

And now, the cost:

Amoré meat products: $24.00 total
4 raw egg yolks: $1.33
2 T. agar: $1.00
8 drops Liqui-dulse: $0.15
2 t. kelp: $0.35
8 t. psyllium whole husk: $0.75
4 capsules salmon oil: $0.54
8 capsules Taurine: $0.64
2 capsules 200IU Vitamin E: $0.18
2 caplets B50 complex: $0.25
2 T. seameal: $0.50


Subtotal: $29.69
Tax (GST + PST = 15%): $4.46


Total: $34.15
Total per 1/2 cup portion: $1.22 ($2.44 a day for Ecchi)

Given that my local clinic sells the chicken or rabbit raw food diet at $3.30 per 1 cup container, I think I’m doing pretty well, at about ¾ the price. And I’m 100% sure it’s got all of the supplements she needs, in the correct proportions, plus I get to adjust the amount as I so desire. I’ve frozen it in freezer bags, so I guess I should add that price to it at well (though I’ll eventually switch over to reuseable plastic containers.) 4 cups in each bag means I only have to defrost once a week, though for safety’s sake (raw meat doesn’t keep long in a refrigerator) I may move to 2 cup containers.

The only disadvantage was that I had to buy most of the supplements in much larger quantities (100 pill bottles, for instance). Each bottle’s price varied between $10 and $20, meaning I laid out over $200 today. But all I need to do in the future is pick up the raw meat, some eggs, and mix it up good.

I love my cat, and she seems to be loving me more and more each day. I hope she appreciates her new diet, handmade with love! ^_^

TROGDOR

I know this has come up a lot recently (apparently it was referenced in last night’s Buffy series finale, a show I simply don’t like, but apparently its creator is a huge Strong Bad fan), but:

TROGDOR!!! Burninating the countryside…

Read about Trogdor’s creation, and play his video game.