I’ve owned my Kurzweil K2500SWx since shortly after it was released in the summer of 1998. It’s always been my primary controller keyboard for the studio, usually sitting between the monitor and the computer keyboard tray. When I lived in Japan for two years, it was the only synth to come with me; the rest went into deep storage or were loaned to friends. I find its VAST architecture very flexible, and it’s still nice to have a hardware sampler, even if it’s limited to 16-bit 48kHz.
Waynemanor Studios 2.0, circa May 2010.
So it’s no surprise that it’s had a few mishaps over the years. And while Sweetwater graciously offers “lifetime free technical support,” there’s the hassle of shipping the unit across an international border, and the scarcity of parts to deal with.
This holiday weekend I fixed 4 nagging problems: a digital jitter, a failed front-panel button, failed aftertouch and a fading front-panel display. Here’s how, since it took me a while to research and maybe you’ll need to do it yourself someday.
Welcome the latest addition to my studio: a x0xb0x, built from the willzyx black panel kit.
I substituted specially sourced hard-to-find Nichia warm white and pink LEDs for this project. Comment if you want me to dig up the specific part numbers. This photo doesn’t do them justice.
it’s about time i posted my two most recent conference talks here:
PyCon Canada 2012: Hit the Flask and Get Some REST: Rewriting the Cloudant API in a Single Python Back End
ChefConf 2013: Coming to Terms with Chef
All of my slides are online at https://speakerdeck.com/wohali/ .
A friend recently told me he thought I was upset with him because I “defriended” him on Facebook. Remembering similar drama that came with LiveJournal’s friend system, I wanted to post this picture:
I deactivated my Facebook account a few years ago. (I needed to cut down distractions in my life and focus on being productive; it’s not a slam on the service at all.)
About a year ago, much to my surprise, someone hacked back into that account from an iPhone somewhere in California and spammed the former list of “friends.” When that happened, I recovered my password, logged back in and filed a formal account deletion with Facebook. I then did the same with my old LiveJournal account.
So no, friends, I didn’t “defriend” you, don’t worry :)
A game I tried out at PAX East 2012, Orion: Dino Beatdown, was just released. While the game felt fairly unpolished on the convention floor, I felt it might be a good (and hopefully cheap!) time-waster for my small group of friendson releaseÂ – the way we used to take 30 minutes for a few rounds of CounterStrike:Source or Left 4 Dead.
My friend bought the game at release and confirmed my worst fears: it’s buggier than any other initial release he’s seen, including the venerable ArmA series. Other games recently have been released with some bad bugs, but nothing compares to this massive list, provided by my friend LeeT on IRC:
- When you run it the first time it does the usual install redist 3rd party stuff. However, the game does not wait for that to finish and launches anyway.
- It only randomly saves any key bindings, audio or video options.
- 80% of the time, it never even populates the server list.
- When it does populate the server list, it will often misreport servers as being full.
- The server list has clickable headings (map, pop, ping time etc) but doesn’t sort.
- Refresh button on the server list does nothing.
- If you join a full server (or server it thinks it’s full) it will show you a dialog saying it’s full with 2 buttons (OK and Close) that do the same thing.
- The server list has scroll bars that don’t adjust dynamically to the size of the list, so it’s always the same ‘length’
- On the off chance that it will let you try to join a server, it will usually crash.
- Assuming you get IN to the game:
- Lots of crashes to desktop, at random.
- Sound effects randomly cut out entirely
- There are 3 classes, but if you select auto-select, it will always set you to assault
- Balance is off: Wave 1 will be a breeze, wave 2 is like 50 T-rexes.
- The maps are huge, but the waves are fast and intense so there’s no reason to move from base.
- In the base, there are objects (equipment stations, etc.) that you can walk right through – no collision.
- Part of the mechanic is each base has its own generators (out in the open?) and the dinos try to eat them. However, only the raptors will attack them.
- Dinos clilp halfway into buildings when they’re trying to eat you (and if you’re too close, yes they will attack you, through the wall, and vice versa)
- Sometimes the hordes of T-rexes etc, will suddenly just wander off for a while (they eventually come back). Bored, I guess?
- The flying dinos (Pterodactyl things, but they look different) occasionally fly backwards, hover, etc.
- Vehicles can climb trees
- AI pathing is beyond broken.
- The raptors usually jump when they attack you; for hilarity, stand at the edge of a base door opening and watch them try to jump through it
- If you die, you go into spectator mode and everything is at a 1960s Batman 45 degree angle.
- When dinos die, they make a human ‘uhh’ sound
- You’re also supposed to re0spawn at the next wave but that doesn’t work either
- And the truly ugly:
- It shipped with parts of the Unreal SDK that are not supposed to be redistributed (MakeISO,Â “ExampleGame.exe”, etc)
- If you think that’s bad, it shipped with Maya and Max tool scripts too!
- Bits of artwork assets (for dinos, equipment and achivements) were allegedly stolen from deviantart and other games. (N.B. They’re supposedly being replaced in today’s “miracle patch.”)
The official Spiral Game Studios explanation for all of this is “a game directory name was changed resulting in some links and connectivity breaking.” No comment.
I keep forgetting to post this story from February 2009.
My friends and I were on a small trip to central Italy (Umbria). We were staying in a small villa in the middle of nowhere, by ourselves, and making day trips to various nearby towns to explore whatever they had to offer.
One bright day, we were wandering the sloped streets of Spoleto on a Saturday when we happened across a cute cat outside of an art/framing shop:
She pranced back and forth, demanding attention. Each of us in turn gave her a scritch, which she accepted proudly before moving down the line to the next person.
During this action, we attracted the notice of the shop owner, who had been sorting his collection lazily. I looked up and noticed he was looking at us petting the kitty, realizing it was either his, or one he at least looked after regularly.
He put down his framed poster, smiled the largest smile I’d seen that trip (and there had been many!) and shouted two words through the panes of glass at us to our endless amusement:
Wish I had a better picture, but what a facial shape and markings! Good memories.
Apparently Microsoft thinks you want to install Windows XP Mode just so you can run the Happy Friends Pet Clinic application. (I bet it’s written in Microsoft Access 2.0.)
Microsoft Windows XP mode running the Happy Friends Pet Clinit application.
P.S. How can this be the ONLY hit on google for “happy friends pet clinic”? Seriously?
Debian bug 644545 has been resolved in unstable (sid), finally. Debian couchdb is now in working order with package version 1.1.1-2. Thank you Laszlo!
As of 2012-03-30, the package has hit squeeze / testing. If you’re running this release, you don’t need to do anything special – just apt-get update; apt-get install couchdb
Previous pinning instructions below for posterity:
Daily, I continue to refer to physical textbooks (and books) printed anywhere from 2 to 100 years ago. I barely can access digital content I wrote less than 10 years ago due to format rot, vintage software and hardware dependencies, licensing problems, and more. (In other words, nothing the cloud can help with today.)
I kept hoping that enough SF novels, films or stories depicting a bleak future controlled by the wealthy, the shrewd or the lucky would make it into the mainstream to prevent it from happening, but it’s already here. Unless you’re made of disposable income, you’re not going to be able to read that digital textbook you’re leasing (not buying!) next year, let alone in 5 when the reading device no longer functions. And don’t kid yourself; with Pearson supporting SOPA, the intent is clear – information is borrowed, the copy never belonging to you.
When the next Library of Alexandria is burned to the ground, will the used book stores be stripped to the bare walls within days? Or will they even exist?
Update: This recent article, and its comment thread, is also relevant.