Our Editor, who art in RAM,
  :written be thy name.
Thy install come,
  Thy buffers be done in Windows,
  As they are on Unix.
Give us this day our daily files,
  And forgive us using pico,
  As we forgive those who use WORD against us.
And lead us not into EMACS,
  But deliver us from vile.
For thine is the improvement,
  the mapping and the usability.
For this version and next,
ZZ

Gleefully copied from the vim.org website.

What is it with family members? I’m having problems with my entire family right now, and it’s really bothering me. So I’m writing up a set of well-argued emails which hopefully will help cut through some of this shit with the ones most important to me. Let’s see if this at least starts a reasonable, clear dialogue, instead of avoiding the important issues.