thanks to Conty-kun…

You are standing in an open field, west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here.

> CALL CITY HALL

You whip out your cell phone and get City Hall on the line.

> OFFER TO BUILD A GAS STATION ON THE PROPERTY

They ask you on what grounds you wish to build a gas station.

> GET THEM TO USE EMINENT DOMAIN LAWS TO SELL YOU THE PROPERTY

They agree. YOU WIN!