thanks to Conty-kun…
You are standing in an open field, west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here.
> CALL CITY HALL
You whip out your cell phone and get City Hall on the line.
> OFFER TO BUILD A GAS STATION ON THE PROPERTY
They ask you on what grounds you wish to build a gas station.
> GET THEM TO USE EMINENT DOMAIN LAWS TO SELL YOU THE PROPERTY
They agree. YOU WIN!