Without a television (by choice), I tend not to keep up to date on the latest society/celebrity poop. So after reading a comment about Paris Hilton on some article I read about semantic analysis, I got confused. (The article mentioned that if you really want to stay in the Hilton in Paris, typing “Paris Hilton” into Google won’t get you the relevant link very easily.)
So why should I care about this woman? Well, my reaction is neatly summed up by a Mr. Fred Topel, about.com’s guide to action-adventure. His Paris Hilton essay tells it like it is:
- “I think all rich people have sex in a daze, whether theyâ€™re on drugs, or just naturally out of it. They have no worries of responsibility, so why should they be aware of what their bodies are doing?
- “I happen to prefer brunettes, but even the blondes that are awe-inspiring â€“ the Uma Thurmans, the Kate Bosworths, the Cameron Diazes, the Reese Witherspoons â€“ have some unique look about them. Umaâ€™s nose, Kateâ€™s cheeks, Cameronâ€™s smile, Reeseâ€™s overall cuteness. Paris Hilton is really just your average blonde.
- “Then thereâ€™s The Simple Life, the ridiculous high-concept reality series made before Paris Hiltonâ€™s infamy, that has benefited greatly from her sudden pornographic notoriety. Who really cares about seeing two rich brats forced to do manual labor? [ed: From reading the episode guide on FOX’s website, it sounds 100% staged. Even rich brats know better than to do some of the things mentioned. They were either told to “act up” or it was scripted from back to front.]
- “I guess the most baffling thing to me is that weâ€™re so interested in someone whoâ€™s never done anything. Even models do that somewhat. Paris Hilton has done nothing but be someoneâ€™s daughter. If she werenâ€™t thin and blonde, would anyone still care?”
From anyone who’s seen it, is the 2½ minute tape worth seeing? It sure sounds like it isn’t.
the porn is totally boring although there’s a funny scene where she answers her cell phone when they’re having anal sex, but the show is hilarious. i’m sure lots of it is staged but there are definitely some candid moments where they say the most ridiculous things. it had me laughing aloud several times – plus one of the sons is gorgeous.
She is also currently dating a washy blond pop singer… who shall remain nameless less it should incriminate my ability to know icky gossip…
She is Heiress Paris…. Just ask her!
And I doubt I’ll expend the effort to go looking. From what I’ve heard, the image quality is pretty poor anyway from being filmed in night vision, and as Topel said, Paris ain’t all that. And if I want porn, ye gods it’s all over the net.
Just another media non-event…
Lets put it this way, people like me make Paris Hilton look like a girl scout when it comes to sex. You might too for all I know :)
*hugs and love* You betcha, except you’d look like a Brownie, not a Girl Scout ;) :P
btw can you do up a couple of cassette tapes (not CDs) for My honey? I’ll explain in chat…
Paris looks very… bored in her video.
BTW you can grab it from the ‘requested’ dir…
tapes are way better anyway. just let me know the specifics and i’ll get on it soon.
That was boring. Thanks, Kazaa…
The most interesting thing about the whole tape was the weird-ass “black halo” effect around people’s eyes…