Sponsor me for the 2003 Masturbate-a-thon!

It’s that time of year again, folks!

This coming Sunday is the Masturbate-a-thon, sponsored in part by Come As You Are right here in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

All funds raised by the Masturbate-a-thon go to Voices for Positive Women, a group supporting women in Canada who are HIV positive. It’s a great cause, and a fantastic way to get money to people who need it.

If you pledge to sponsor me, you’l give me an amount that you can afford to pay me for each minute that I masturbate on Sunday, May 18th. Or, you can pledge a flat amount, and I will calcuate the per-minute amount later. Even a pledge of $0.01 a minute would be a maximum donation of $14.40 . . . and I can guarantee you I won’t masturbate solid for 24 hours. ^_^

N.B. As a special gift, whoever pledges the most will get a full erotic story, describing my own masturbatory activities on the day of Sunday, May 18th.

I accept payment in cash (only in person), cashier’s check or money order drawn in US or Canadian dollars, or PayPal as a last resort. Post your pledges as followups to this post.

And if you choose to “go it alone,” don’t forget to do some reading on masturbation and safe sex techniques! If there’s enough interest, I’ll post a list of my favorite erotica as well

C’mon, pledge! Make my time worth something to those who need help. I’ve been successful at doing this every year since its inception in 1998, and I don’t plan on stopping now!

12 thoughts on “Sponsor me for the 2003 Masturbate-a-thon!

  1. You are just too cool for cornflakes! I KNEW there was a way to make masturbation pay! :o) hell, this week alone I could have made… um… *scribbe scribble*… about 24 cents!

  2. Ok I’ll go for a $30.00 pledge and since I seriously suck at math. :P, Hopefully when your done you can figure out how much that is per minute. Hmmmm wonder how you’d say good luck and have fun with a straight (lmao) face.


  3. wonder how you’d say good luck and have fun with a straight (lmao) face.

    You don’t, so give up and fall over laughing in good company. :o)

  4. I’ll go ahead and pledge $40 for the good cause, at least someone will be getting something productive done this weekend ^_^

  5. hey there girlie! glad that i can post on here, even if it IS going to be sceened. as long as you read it, it´s all good

    i´m in cuba, and unfourtunately my pass word for my other accounts can´t be typed in with a cuban keyboard. so i got a new e’mail for my stay in cuba

    kaytincuba (can´t find the ¨at¨ key!!) hotmail.com

    hope to hear from you deary.

    Orbis has an update on everything i´ve done so far, as long as i typed in his correct e’mail addy. hehe hee!!!!

    take care, miss you bunches and tons, adn how do i do this masturbation thingy_ wait.. i´m restricted, kinda.. hrm… gotta ask ¨the man¨ before anything else, i guess…

    love you sweetness


  6. Like swimming, masturbating is an activity that should never be done alone. What if you were to cramp up? Who’d be there to assist you to shore — or to climax, as it were?

    But lucky for you, I’m free Sunday, and I know a good cause when I see it. I’m also charitable enough to volunteer my time to ensure everything goes off without a hitch.

    I’m so giving.

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